Father, husband, high school teacher, follower of Jesus and nighttime neighborhood vigilante.
I have a personal blog which features tales of mystical minivans, legendary lawns, dastardly diapers, a whimsical wife, and a luchador who brings them all together.

I hope you enjoy my stories!
  • Florida, USA
  • JoinedAugust 30, 2016



Stories by SuburbanLuchador
First At Bat by SuburbanLuchador
First At Bat
an underdog imagines a very different "at-bat" debut than what actually happens.
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Muscle Shirts by SuburbanLuchador
Muscle Shirts
some personal, humorous observations on people who wear slim-fitting athletic shirts, but are neither slim fi...
ranking #316 in exercise See all rankings