ʜɪ ɢᴜʏs! (ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏɴᴛ ᴘʟᴢ ɪ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ɪᴛ)
ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ (ᴀᴋᴀ ʙʟɪɴᴋɪᴇᴢ ᴀᴋᴀ ᴍʏ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ [ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴏɴᴇ]) ɢᴏᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴍɪɴsᴜɴɢ ᴀʟɪᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇᴏʀʏ!! ɪ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ғᴀɴғɪᴄ ᴏғ ɪᴛ, sᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ɪᴛ?
ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪᴛ!