Did you know that you can't Trick-or-treat in Virginia, USA after 12 years old!? And if you have a mustache in Eureka, Nevada, FORGET about kissing your gir or guyl in public! And I'm pretty sure Arizona doesn't allow you to clean your donkey In the bathtub.
"How else is it gonna get clean Mr. Policeman? Wash it outside? That's blasphemy, it'll get cold!"
Thank you Matthew Santoro, know I know which state NOT to take my precious Gwendolyn to! You don't know what your missing out on Arizona.
(P.S. Finally coming out of my metaphoric shell. That's right! I'm gonna be way more active, finally work on all the ideas running through my head, hopefully write 'em out, maybe post them, and work on my reading lists. Take that Henry! I know how to be out there!)