*walks on stage*

*taps microphone*

hello  is this thing on?

well heey,

i don't really have anything usefull or even slightly interesting to say becuase all i do is listen to a lot of music and waiste my life trying to get them to notice me :P

i will follow you back and read your stories you just have to ask me :)


the only reason I looked up to see you is because I heard god say 'that's him"

so peace out

*drops microphone*

*flips hair, where is my applause?*

*wait's forever*