*Taps microphone*

Is this thing on?

Well hi there.

I don't really have anything interesting to say since all I ever do is cry over bands and write about those bands which makes me cry again. 

I'll follow you back and I'll check out your stories, you just need to ask! 

Go and check out these awesome fanfictions called "Haunted" and "Almost Is Never Enough" by the amazing hemmosunshine, they're great (not really but hey, just doing some self promotion, I mean if no one's gonna do it for you, you gotta do it yourself)

If opposites attract and no hot guy is attracted to me, does that mean I'm hot?

Peace out 

*Drops microphone and waits for applause*

*Waits forever*