Paper Cut

The first time I kissed a boy, I gave him a bloody nose, and almost drowned right after. Which is how I earned the title Disaster Girl and why I’m taking Lessons in Kissing from Carden Rayne, the school’s hottest soccer player.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1542225061?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=CourtPate

Uh.. hi? I’m @Sup3rw3ird, just in an alt account that is technically my real account cuz I’m a sneaky bish who’s kind of leading a double life. Anyways, my parents took my phone away and I’m probably never getting it back sooo.. 
          
          
          I just wanna thank all of you for giving me such an amazing experience on wattpad and I love all of you sooo sooo much and I’m gonna miss you AND OOOHHH MY GOD IM CRYING 
          Thank you @divine4lifeee and @gxlaxygirl_11 for being the best besties in the world. Divine, thank you for being random af and making me laugh. I love you. Gxlaxygirl, thank you for not being weirded out by my weirdness and still talking to me. I love you.
          
          I probably won’t be returning for a loooooong time or maybe never or maybe next week. FUCK IT I WANT TO SWEAR SO IM GOING TO! I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOU BITCHES AND I DONT WANNA LEAVE BUT FUCK MY LIFE WHYYYYY 
          
          
          P.S. probably best not to try to contact me on this account cause I have a irl best friend who actually does not know about my double life and is following me

Hi! If you have the time, please check out my new book "Precious Burden" and leave your honest feedback.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/396926440

I've had a really bad day and I need someone to cheer me up cuz I'm a sad loner with no friends

Hey hi! I was wondering if you would like to give a try to my book. Just a friendly suggestion I am sure you will like the storyline. Have a nice day❤
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/400579407?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=milliwrite

Why is this b word a fracking butthole

I HAVE FINALLY MET THE MAN HIMSELF AND THE BOOK IS BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN

IM.GOING TO READ THE ILLEGAL VERSION OF THE DHATTER ME SERIES AND THAT MEANS ILL BE MEETING AARON FRACKING WARNER

I'm shopping for hijabs online, (CUZ IM GOING TO BE A FREAKIN HIJABII YAYAYYAAYAYYATATATATATATTATATTSTETGRYRIDJJ2S7) and the PRICES ARE FREAKIN INSANE. WTHDYM 30 DOLLARS FOR A LONG STRIP OF CLOTH?!?!?!? I dunno I'd this is an okay price for you Americans but I AM FLABBERGASTED

FRACK MY LIFE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TO GET THE BOOK I WANTEDDD