Screw world peace, I want an alpaca

Hi I'm Super-Dork and I love alpacas 

I want a pink cat.  

I love to shout random things at people and my goal is to teach as many people the ways of randomness as I can, so if you have a problem with that you can go lick the gum off someones shoe. 

~My thoughts~

Balloons are so weird... "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."

When you think about it fingers are weird. Our arms just split into other little arms

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

If you throw your cat out the window of your car does it become kitty litter?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

That was just some of the randomness in my brain. 

Things I love 
~Alpacas 
~Nico Di Angelo
~Robbie Kay
~Food
~Bart Allen
~Damian Wayne

Yah you could say I'm a bit of a fangirl, but that's not true. I'm a huge fangirl and I'm proud of it.