Hey! The name's Coco. I'm a golden retriever with superpowers (but don't tell anybody)!
By day, I vanquish dustpans, demolish intimidating amounts of food, get my boring family to scratch me (bet you can't!), and hog attention. And I love it. I also love Zoey, but I have the feeling she doesn't care too much about me- she's too busy getting my boring family to scratch her. 
By night, I sleep. A lot. 
When I'm not doing these things, I combine my psychic powers with my mental link with my siblings to take over their minds and force them to do stuff I can't. Like type out a profile, for instance.
And even though I'm a dog, I like books. Have you ever tried them? They've got a subtle, sweet aftertaste.
I also love reading them by using an unsuspecting human as a puppet. For all you know, it could be you. Especially if you know Zoey.
And if you feel your life's ruff (hehe), throw a few boiled eggs out your window. I'll be there. Unless I'm with Zoey. Or sleeping.
Hey again!