Swiderpoof

Just finished watching banana fish....I am not okay
          	
          	I'm literally sobbing

Swiderpoof

*Stares at glass of water sitting on counter* *points to glass and whispers* "I want your gender"
          
          Lmao I'm having a gender crisis if you couldn't tell :')

luvpubu

@Swiderpoof What's gender? Is that a food?
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RoyalCrackhead69

don’t worry my love. i am as well
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Swiderpoof

Dear diary,
          Two days ago my sister stole my chocolate milk. I’m still mad at her. Yesterday my mother stole my last bite of cheesecake. I’m still mad at her. And today my sister also stole my last little bit of water from my cup. This has only induced more rage I feel towards her. I don’t know how much more of this thievery I can take. I must get my revenge, but how?

Swiderpoof

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE WORDS OF WISDOM AND ADVICE IF YOU HAVE MORE PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I MAY GIVE HER HELL
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RoyalCrackhead69

put ice cubes in ur sister’s pillow case a few hour before she goes to bed. then when it melts, it will be cold and wet
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Swiderpoof

let’s see who will get my reference “SO I’LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP-“ now finish it if you know....

Cpt_Crunch

@Swiderpoof "And eat it" cue maniacal laughter 
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Swiderpoof

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE 
          
          My one wish for this year is that all of you make it to the next year <3 so please, stick around okay?

Swiderpoof

So I just started reading this book called “they both die at the end” big spoiler I’m pretty sure they both die at the end :O so far I’m only on chapter two but it is ridiculously funny for no reason I mean isn’t it supposed to be sad?? Maybe not yet but it’s really good so far and I might go into a spiraling depression after I finish it and might have zero motivation to do anything but that’s okay ig

ffrreedd33

@Swiderpoof such a good book enjoy it :)
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Swiderpoof

I forgot to tell everyone! But two weeks ago I came out to my biological father and it went amazingly! He accepts me for who I am and I could not be more happy about it anyways love you guys <3

ninjathea

@Swiderpoof well done! So happy for you!
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