Alright, time to do something stupid. 

First off, anyone who is reading this, you should be aware that my main story is a graphic piece of shit that may just give you nightmares to the enth degree or so I've been told.

Second, I swear, not anything bad but shit and damn are part of my everyday vocabulary. You have been warned, do not take offense on me. 

Third, I am a proud member of the @LeagueOfCrazySpammers. They are amazing, annoying and some of the best people I know. Do not go find them if you don't like spam. 

Fourth, figure it out, I like secrets.