Resident tea addict (it's pretty bad, I have about 20 boxes), occasional chocaholic, semi-active reader and aggressive writer. My life consists of several badly worded puns and a sense of humour that's surely earned me a one way ticket to hell by now. Religious use of profanity and sarcasm, to the point where I should wear those explicit warning label shirts. Tendency to have blonde moments. 
The shorter half of @InfiniteImaginings.

I'm a student at University with a love of fan fiction, smut and gore.