Command Integrity – sounds like a leadership doctrine, secretly about how none of it works.
Operational Stability – the one thing they never actually have.
Mission Accomplished? – the question mark says everything.
Standard Operating Mayhem – a twist on “Standard Operating Procedure.”
Collateral Efficiency – corporate-sounding, completely hollow.
Command and Malfunction – two words that should never be in the same sentence.
Field Discipline – totally straight-faced, hides all the absurdity underneath.
Rules of Disorder – a bureaucratic spin on inevitable chaos.
Strategic Misfire – sounds like a classified report title.
Mission Parameters Exceeded – a dry way of saying “everything blew up.”