My name is THEDEPTHSOFHELLFIRE. I write shitty Garfield fan fictions and constantly internally criticise the younger generation and their fascination with One Direction and Domestic Abuse on this god forbidden website.
Why's my exact time that i joined this website listed below? That's cause joining wattpad is the modern internet equivalent of making a deal with the devil.
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Stories by THEDEPTHSOFHELLFIRE
Garfield: A tale of Lasagna
He. ate. the. lasagna. when. nobody. else. did.
I'm sorry Mum and Jim Davis.
This two-part story only exists...