To be honest, you don't really need to know anything about me other than I'm freaking awesome. And that in my thesaurus 'freaking awesome' is synonymous with awkward, clumsy, idiosyncratic, and so ludicrously sarcastic that words become nearly meaningless under the influence of my tongue.
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THIS_IS_MARTA
Jun 25, 2015 07:01PM
@theseabreaksagainst no problem it seems really cool!View all Conversations
Story by Capt thunder balls
Martha and zee turnip
Martha discovers a turnip
It's green tho...
Oooooo mystery
What will happen next you wonder?
Well read on
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