Belphie_✨simp✨

Bro to all of you younger kids out there SAVE YOUR WATTPAD ACCOUNT. IDC WHAT YOU HAVE TO, WRITE IT DOWN, SCRAWL IT ACROSS EVERY WALL OF YOUR ROOM ANYTHING!! BC TRUST ME THERE WILL BE SO MANY CRINGY THINGS YOU WRITE ON THERE AND YOU WILL LAUGH SO HARD (and remember cringing yourself is a sign of growth and it’s nothing you should be ashamed of)

Heyyyy shawtys!! I haven’t been active on the acc for awhile bc I’ve moved to a new one. @Hello_Im_L (capitalization might be off, I’m a lil dumb ^^;) I posted a couple fanfics on there but I should let you know that anything’s to do the squares one fic will be cancelled due to that rp server no longer being active for bc it be like that sometimes, ya know?

I just talked to myself about the fact that I’m currently considering learning and practicing witchcraft, but all my family are Christians. Soo thought “maybe I’m just trying t rebel?…” and then remembered I was originally was talking this post I had seen on here that went something along the lines of, “y’all out here have me saying ‘father what sustenance have you prepared at this hour of the evening’” and came up with “mother what sustenance hast you provided me at this hour of the evening”  “uhhh this?…” *hand child a plate with two hot pockets* “mmmm hot pockets! Delectable”. Then remembered I was Reading smut on Tumblr, did that for all of 10 seconds, and thought “maybe I have adhd…” which was followed by, “or maybe I’m looking for something to shift the blame on so I don’t have to take responsibility for my inattentive lazy behavior” and THAT was followed by, “ what if my Christian mother hears me talking to myself about witchcraft and adhd… wait no she went out to get her medication. What if she still has cameras in the house?… what does she’s already here and I just didn’t hear the door open?…” and now I’m here!

Hey guys I’m back from being SO obsessed with the fictional character that he was all my dumbass could think about

BOOP LUV! YOU HAVE BEEN BOOPED! GO BOOP 20 PRECIOUS PEOPLE! ❤

The first layer of skin is so thicc that I’m going to sew a little bit on my big toe
          

So my mom has clinical depression, and she as to take medication, but after her medication, others problems started to pop up. Like, dizziness, sweating a lot, sleeping a lot during the day. Twitching in her sleep, high blood pressure, and some more. Guess what was causing this shit? HER FUCKING DEPRESSION MEDICATION! IF MEDICATION CAUSES ORE PROBLEMS THAN IT SOLVES, ITS USELESS 

friend : hey how much money do you have? 
          me : 69 cents..
          friend : oh, you know what that means..—
          me : i don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggets..
          friend :
          me : *a sobbing mess*

I just ate thirty chicken nuggets 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I want to die

MY CAT TRAPPED ME IN ROOM! 
          HELP