Starscream's REAL Husband

BRO I'M LOOKIN BACK AT MY PREVIOUS WRITING FOR ASSC
          HOW THE ACTUAL FRAG DID PEOPLE ENJOY MY CRINGE AFT WRITING......... (T ° T)

I'll uuuuhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm...................... Prooobbbably be back............. I was kinda thinkin about republishing that One Shot book after I do some editing with it.......... Buuuuttttttt then again I still have ASSC (which I'm still tryna figure out) so perhaps after I ever actually finish writing that, then I'll go back and (attempt to) wrote more one-shots :P

I AM NOT DEAD YET.
          I WILL BE SOON.
          my Wi-Fi has been out for two orbital cycles and will go out soon again
          (CYBERTRON DOES NOT HAVE VERY GOOD SERVICE.... Actually they don't even have Wi-Fi up here....)

I warmly invite you to visit my profile, where you'll find my book "Ride or Die", set in the Transformers Prime universe. Get ready for an emotional rollercoaster - I guarantee it will be a ride at full throttle!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/379496230?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Vermaglo

I spent like two whole hours sorting crayons by color when i could've been doing something productive (LIKE WORKING ON MY FIC)

You ever just look at the clock and read 12:01 in the morning and just shrug it of and then five minutes later it literally says 5:34 in the morning
          Can anyone tell me where in the Pit time goes on this wretched planet

Thats it im leavin yall

NEW CHAPTER FOR ASSC OUT!!!
          GET OVER THERE AND READ IT SO YOU CAN SHAKE IN ANTICIPATION WAITING FOR THE NEXT

I love watching y'all suffer <3

Fellas I got a mission for y'all
          I need you humans to gather up as many humans as you can get (if you can)
          And spam me to finish editing ASSC (I'm too irresponsible and keep getting distracted)