I'm weird. That's all you need to know. 


I'm a single pringle, and I'm happy with it. I have a cat. What more could I need?


I have a (probably unhealthy) obsession with Transformers. What can I say. I was raised watching G1 and then me and my brother watched every other Transformers show and movie we could get our little hands on. So really, if you think about it, it's my mom's fault. She shouldn't have let us watch G1 if she didn't want at least ONE of us to be obsessed with it.

"TRANSFORMERS WILL RETURN AFTER THESE MESSAGES" is literally my entire childhood.


Official SIC of the Soundwave Cult.
Official Officer of The Breakdown Bodyguard Association. (I cry when I remember he died)


I'm an extremely sarcastic person in real life, but I'm pretty nice (or I like to think so...), and I try my hardest not to be rude. (Sorry if I fail on that last one)


I will politely decline telling you my gender and age because I was taught "STRANGER DANGER" and all that jazz.


That should be all you need to know about me...


Ok. . .welp, bye!
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