I'm weird. That's all you need to know. 

Name: You can call me Vice, or Assass1n13

Gender: I'm pretty sure it's obvious at this point.

Age: No. Why do you want to know? 

Birthday: Jan 5, year- dude, I already said no. I was taught 'stranger danger' and all that jazz.

I'm a Decepticon sniper, so you probably won't see me in battle. But you'll know I'm there when the Autobots start falling over dead with holes in their chests.

Transformers is the reason I'm here. 
Literally the only reason I came to wattpad. 

No idea how that evolved into having a bunch of BNHA/MHA fanfics, and fem Percy Jackson fanfics in my library, but I guess it just happened.

Transformers is still the thing I care about the most tho.
I am obsessed with it (probably to an unhealthy degree), but so what? Fight me. I dare you. I'm gonna win. Don't test me.

If I ever have someone who wants to be my platonic wattpad sparkmate, just message me. I highly doubt it'll ever happen, but after seeing a bunch of transformer profiles on here that have sparkmates listed, I'm kinda sad and lonely. So yep. 


 "TRANSFORMERS WILL RETURN AFTER THESE MESSAGES" is literally my entire childhood.


Ok. . .welp, bye!