I have a very important announcement to make.
I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork so I gotta type this quick.
So, I read some fanfiction relating to Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, etc., and I was thinking about some theories on one of the books that hadn't been finished while washing my hands.
And mid-thought, on the counter, I notice my dad's mouthwash.
And why this is so funny is the fact that it literally said Antiseptic on it.
IS THIS WHY HE'S BEEN ACTING LIKE SUCH A BUTTHOLE SINCE THE DAY I STARTED EXISTING-
(Keep in mind this is a joke, for those of you who don't understand already-
I know what antiseptic means in that context-)