I am a pessimist, I am the girl expecting the worst and getting the best. I try to aim low to avoid disappointment but I secretly try harder than you would like to believe. I have been given the award for being the most cool, calm and collected person for eight years running and I still won't run for anything, not even chocolate. I consider myself a giant dork, I mean Bill Gates is hip compared to me. I can recite the alphabet backwards and tell you millions of science jokes. 

I enjoy maths and english. I see maths as a story and stories as numbers. I work full time as a Trainee Management Consulting, don't even ask how I got here at 19, but I'm here and it's pretty darn great.

I read all books, but I can't write all kinds of books. I am a person who likes to laugh, likes to cry and likes a good ole mystery. So if you have a good story that you'd like me to read, I am looking for a gem and I know Wattpad has a few of them.
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