*Sometimes when Mother nature Fucks you in the ass you need to fuck her right back.

*When Karma Slaps you get the fuck up and tell her You hit like a bitch

* What pisses me off the most is when people call me Ugly but then i simply Remind them that im not a mirror.

*When ever people call me Asian I just slowly clap because they are finally right about something.

*Most People who bully do it because they have low self-esteem

*Sometimes the best Comeback is just to smile and walk away