🖤President of the National Sarcasm Society.
☠️Sushi connoisseur, tattoo addict, petty af
🖤Retired member of the Black Parade
☠️Life Motto: If you have nothing nice to say, go ahead. 
🖤Killjoy name: Thrill Kill
☠️I'm only an asshole to those I truly love. 
🖤I don't get the BTS obsession. Their names sound like an infection. 
☠️Gets more upset over ASPCA commercials than Feed the Children 
🖤FACT: Blowhole can be used as a derogatory term towards humans. 🐳
☠️Don't ask me to read fan fiction. Le cringe
🖤I know I look like a heathen, but I'm a Christian

WORKS:
Killer Queen: A Disasterpiece- COMPLETED 
How (not) To Save A Life- ONGOING 

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I write about things I've been through, in hopes it reaches people going through similar issues. I went to Harvard (it's not all it's cracked up to be tbh) for Psychology so I know a thing or 2 about what makes people tick...even if it doesn't make me hate them any less. I'd pick animals over humans any day. Creative writing was one of my minors, so I offer writing assistance/critique services and read for reads. 


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I have a pretty offensive sense of humor but if I can't be myself, I can't get passionate about what I'm doing, so I can't give an apology if anyone is offended bc it'd be insincere. I hate everyone equally, so if nothing else, I'm fair. Hope you enjoy and feel free to reach out for advice if you're going through anything my psych or writing expertise can assist with.