TaylorBryant787

Me: How was work?
          	My boyfriend: It was fine, but more importantly, I’m pretty sure I saw Jesus at Chili’s...
          	
          	Conversation terminated.

Chrissyg81

TAY TAY❤️

Chrissyg81

@TaylorBryant787 I’ve been everywhere, I didn’t get your message. My phucking phone was out of wack. Just got a new one. How are you. I’ve missed you
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TaylorBryant787

GIIIIRL!!! I sent u a message like 2 months ago and u didn’t respond!! Where u been!?
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TaylorBryant787

I’m not saying all cops are racist, but I never heard a song called f@ck the fire department

TaylorBryant787

@david_hull If I had a nickel for every time the fire department forced me out of a tree...
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david_hull

Cats who just wanted to chill up a f@ckin tree for a minute.
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Elephant_Reject

Because the fire department actually helps people and doesn’t kill people just for the color of their skin
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TaylorBryant787

-Mommy! We made you princess toast! 
          
          -OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWHHHHHH! 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Stfu....

xaaminahhhhx

If my kids do this... ಠ_ಠ
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rabbittones

@TaylorBryant787 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN PRINCESS TOAST
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