I am a regular, shitty, but pretty fucking awesome human,
I've seen things of beauty, and some damn right gruesome,
A young (ish) woman, who has fucked up a lot,
So imagine how many of life's lessons I've got.
Though I have been humbled, on several occasions,
The resilient idiot I am, just cracks on, bruised and brazen.
Still fucking up, of course, from time to time,
Though I do hope to make it, a less frequent habit of mine.
This novel ere, is a wanky catharsis for me,
A place to swaddle my self-doubt, in prose and to be.
I have lived many lives, of inconvenience and indulgence,
Not always have I thrived, but I can boast experience.
With failures to toast and wins to boast, 
I do hope my words, will keep you engrossed,
I've circled the ditch and been in some scraps,
Situations from which, I thought I'd never come back.
What I can offer now, is a unique perspective.
And at the very least, you can read,
How not to do what this twat did.