My name is Kimberly
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♥96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 4% that will!
Teacher : Can you see God?
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
*Student raises their hand and says*
"Sir, can you see your brain?"
Teacher: No.
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No.
Student: then you don't have a brain.♥
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the
3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy and paste this on your status. B)
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs slɥʇ
ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Apr 20, 2013 07:30PM
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Stories by kimberly Horan
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