Pizza Pirate

happy birthday salty boomer. you're very ✨old✨ 

your knee caps, m'lord, hand em over

*potassium INTENSIFIES*

When walking with a 50 pound weight, what’s carrying the most pounds? Your legs or your arms?

To everyone who reads the Hunger Games:
          There is a prequel coming out on May 19th!! Here’s a link to the excerpt (sorry if it isn’t actually a link)
          https://www.songbirdsandsnakes.com/readnow/

Happy 2020 everyone!!

Hi

Has a flower ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ✿

WAH HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY 

Hoppy borthdoy