ABOUT ME:

•I'm. A Human. Being.

•I'm a caffeine dependent life form.

•I'm absolutely awkward

•I prefer my puns intended

•I'm a paper cut survivor!

•I can be easily distracte- OOOOOHHHH. Llamas •~•





I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around. 





WARNINGS BEFORE YOU CONTINUE:

•I WILL go into survival mode if tickled.

•My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart

•COMPLETE. FANGIRL. 

•If I don't reply back to your message right away, it's because I replied mentally and I'm to lazy to physically reply, or I'm having an existential crisis. Either way, I'm really sorry. 

CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED...





Let's play a game:

Simon says Jump! Very good. But Simon didn't say land, so you're all out!

And STOP MOVING. I'm trying to read your shirt. 





Oh, here's a tip. It's FREE: The strawberry shampoo doesn't taste as good as it sounds... Trust me.





Thanks for the follows mates.