Today.

i see you

congrats to finland for joining an international terrorist organization!

fun fact: in 19th century italy, people used to chop off people’s balls so their voices would stay high

i dreamed that instead of saying “i plead the fifth”, you had to say “it’s the dolphin act, sexy”

fun fact: the plurality religion in guyana is hinduism

fun fact: 1.7% of the population of belize is in a cult

“just because they were part of the SS and wore nazi uniforms and fought on the side of the nazis doesn’t mean they were nazis guys”
          -the latvian government

I FOUND A BOOK THAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR FOR YEARS
          IT’S CALLED LEVEL UP BY GENE LUEN YANG

its mardi gras

remember kids, make sure all donations given to ukraine are strictly for humanitarian and not military support