That_1_Rat_In_Europe

I reached 4’11, one inch away from 5ft.

Daraden1

I totally want to trade my soul for a spoon

That_1_Rat_In_Europe

@Daraden1 
            You're welcome.
            *Proceeds to scamper into the darkness*
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Daraden1

@That_1_Rat_In_Europe thank you, oh mighty rat *pats you*
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That_1_Rat_In_Europe

@Daraden1 
            Okay, here's thy spoon.
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Dumbasswhoreadsat2am

Can I trade you the souls of Countryhuman nsfw artists for some spoons?

Dumbasswhoreadsat2am

@That_1_Rat_In_Europe thanks *pulls out jar of souls*
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That_1_Rat_In_Europe

@Dumbasswhoreadsat2am 
            Got it. Here you go.
            *10 spoons appear from thin air.*
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Dumbasswhoreadsat2am

10 for 10 souls
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That_1_Rat_In_Europe

I’M STILL ALIVE AND EXTREMELY BORED-
          PLEASE EITHER COMMENT ON MY BARELY USED BOOK ARE TAG ME TO MAKE JOKES PLEASE-
          I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO- 
          I JUST WANT SOME ENTERTAINMENT-

Wren3iph518

Also: why was the pelican kicked out of the restaurant?
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            BECAUSE HE HAD A VERY BIG BILL!
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Wren3iph518

Book of my past self releases soon, you preordered yet?
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Dumbasswhoreadsat2am

Mood
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LunarFoxes1

Yo, can I sell you my soul? I don't even want a spoon in return.

That_1_Rat_In_Europe

@LunarFoxes1 
            Oh that’s fine.
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LunarFoxes1

@That_1_Rat_In_Europe cool! Just telling you now, it's in advanced stages of decomposition as I never took care of my soul
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That_1_Rat_In_Europe

@LunarFoxes1 
            Sure. I’ll take it. No matter how dead and destroyed it is.
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That_1_Rat_In_Europe

Just a question…
          To the people that follow me, why?
          Like what have I done for people to actually want to see what I talk about-

Kaizoken12

Why wouldn’t I follow that 1 ray in Europe?
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Dumbasswhoreadsat2am

Cus
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Grizz_HyBird

@That_1_Rat_In_Europe Better question, why not? Leave away those doubts and fears and really ask why not?
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That_1_Rat_In_Europe

So since I am bored I was thinking of writing my own book, still country humans crap but funnier? It would consist of most head-canons and my opinions on different things. I also would include lore I guess on my watt pad account, Yes before anyone questions it I have an entire story line about it and have different interactions already thought out so I think that might be cool? So who ever ends up reading this, can you help me decide because I have no idea if I actually should do this.

That_1_Rat_In_Europe

@-_-FishTheCat-_- 
            Sure.
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2oldforthiscrap

@That_1_Rat_In_Europe OMG. CAN I BE IN IT TO???
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That_1_Rat_In_Europe

@2912l3iph518 
            Sure.
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