@thatonecupcake twoleggy: I guess I'll let you date me.
Naeggy: will you date me?
Reader: I can't choose between the douche and the nice guy.
Twoleggy: well then I'll take naeggy.
Naeggy: T-twoleggy-kun
*twoleggy picks up naeggy bridal-style and walks away*
Reader: well sh*t
THE END