"My name is Julia
I have a husband and three children
I'm a housewife
There's nothing more satisfying than making dinner for your man
Washing up around the clock 
And doing the hoovering

Sometimes I even like to take all of the food out of the fridge, rearrange it all and put it all back in
Keeping busy makes me happy
Sometimes I'm even a little naughty and catch a bit of daytime TV in between my chores

But I do have but one tiny secret
One little secret my family shall never know
I'm a hard house slut

I wanna touch your bassline
Rock my body, suck your kick
Push my tempo to the max
Tease your riff, then fuck the pitch
Don't need no baby
'Cause music is my smut
These beats are all I need
I'm a hard house slut"

~Victor~
I'm sorry about that. I'm not sure why I felt the need to put that song there. it just reminds me of mysel- okay I hate that song now. either way, I'm boring and obnoxious. so please leave ahead of time. 






you gone yet?
























okay since you insist on staying here's a little bit about me.


Interests:
♡idk like cats or something.
♡Bands are cool I guess
♡Broadway is my life
♡Philosophy. oh yeah I really like this one.
♡Being Tiger Woods. what? that's normal.
♡Tiger Woods Himself. he's a very intriguing man. #Batman of course, he's only the emo queen.
I'm a fucking princess. (insert Avril Lavigne joke here)

Disinterests:
●Everything Else.

I told you I was boring.