The three mottos of this joint account:

"Always on my mind,Forever on my heart."

"Not sisters by blood,but sisters by heart."

"Dear, Best Friend

You're weird. You're stupid. I'm like that,too.  I guess that's why we're perfect together. Thanks for always being there for me. You're a sister to me. I LOVE YOU."

This is legit me and Average's mottos in our friendship. 

Hi It's me Author and this is me and Average's collab account! 
Since we are practically twins we made this with twice the trashiness! PMs are open to everyone!
Hope you guys enjoy our stuff and bye!

This is Average and welcome to our humble account! You will find nothing but strange things and we hope you are okay with that. If not, get the fuck outta here, we don't need no haters and negativity. THIS IS A COMPLETELY POSITIVE AIRSPACE. I have nothing more to say.

(Also check out our original accounts @TheAverageTrashCan and @Author-chan28 because reasons.)