Hello!
I am a HUGE multi-spectrum nerd. Star Wars, Shakespeare, RWBY, The Yogscast and Gaming. You name it! Not that I cannot hold my own in a conversation with 'normal' people (*grumble*).

I am an English, straight, 18-year-old guy living in the UK. I write and fantasise (no euphemism) about nearly aspect of fiction, be it fantasy, romance, modern or sci-fi. I am a lover of basically every genre of story, romance, mystery, horror and poetry included. My favourite subjects are English, Drama and History. The loves of my life include leather jackets, video-gaming, fencing, paintball and cheesecake (all flavours!).

My birthday is on the 25th March.

I SUPPORT (National/International)-
Rugby: Northampton Saints/Scotland
Football: Arsenal/England
Baseball: Boston Red Sox
F1: Red Bull Racing

I am currently addicted to:
Game of Thrones, by George RR Martin (the books, because I like to be ahead of the show)
The Yogscast (duh. I wanna work for 'em)
Rooster Teeth/ AH
BBC's Sherlock
Roleplaying!
BBC's Doctor Who (since I was five!)
Bioware's Dragon Age franchise (I got the Origins bundle, 2 and Inquisition, so I'm playing them all in order- and loving every hilarious second of it!)
Bethesda's The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim/ Fallout: New Vegas/ Fallout 4 (enjoying the amazing worlds and sprawling possibilities)
RWBY (because Jaune and Pyrrha are adorable, dammit!)
CW's The Flash
The Skulduggery Pleasant series, by Derek Landy
Good Omens, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Tea and Scones
Elegance, Efficiency and Eccentricity (I'm the modern-day British gentleman!)

I SHIP (currently):
Zelink (LoZ)
Arkos (RWBY)
Royai (FMA)
Valduggery (SP)
Percabeth (PJ)
Tommen Baratheon/Margaery Tyrell (GoT)
Finn/Rey (Star Wars)

Listening to:
'Californication'- Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Relationship Status: Single!

That will be all. Good day! Auf Wiedersen! Adios! Vale!
  • At this point, I'm not even sure.
  • JoinedApril 5, 2014


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While I have been away for awhile, and I still will be, never lose faith!YOGSFORTUNATE is on hiatus.CIRCLE is being produced, if not published, so expect more soon (hopefully).POETRY is on hiatus.
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