Heyyyyyyyyy, welcome! Are you looking for exquisite content that focuses on the USA's stupid politicians? Or fanfictions for bizarre ships that you would never expect to come to life yet somehow managed to do just that AND also managed to be absolutely perfect in every way? Well, my dear, you're in luck. I have plenty of those stories in my reading list - as well as some stories I'm working on/have created myself! 

~ Kamala Harris, my beloved ~

Mamala Harrite (the ship name for Mr. Kite [me] x Kamala Harris [my beloved]) is canon

If Madam Vice President and I ever get divorced, though, then Manessa Koome (the ship name for Mr. Kite [still me] x Vanessa Bloome) will automatically become the new canon and I will begin my villain arc.

No one sweats like Will Graham