Bisexual - (adj.) The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.

The Bisexual Struggle:
Me: *sees pretty girl* oh no what if im actually gay and ive been lying to myself and everyone this whole time for attention.
Me: *sees pretty boy* oh no what if im actually straight and ive been lying to myself and everyone this whole time for attention.
Me: *sees pretty girl* oh no what if i'm