Hi my name is Jodel and I live in Ellesmera.Which is an elf civilization located in Pegalolia. I came on wattpad because my elves told me that I could find out where some people on "my list" are located. I run a secret organization called Elves and Narnians United.It consists of unicorns, elves, dwarves, gnomes and the occasional dragon. Our goal is to eliminate all people who have defied my orders and refuse to call me Master. Basically if you end up being on our elimination list WE WILL FIND YOU. After we find out where you live we will use an aerial strike to take down your house. If you are a major threat to our organization we will call a Code Purple which means that we will kidnap you, take you to Narnia,and feed you to the centaurs.Another goal of ours is to kill the lion and return me to my status as queen of Narnia. We are currently seeking employment so if you love taking people to Narnia for a nice "vacation" please locate the nearest elf and hope he or she doesn't eat you. To the rest of you people who kicked me out of Bikini Bottom PLANKTON IS ON MY SIDE NOW SO MY ARMY IS NOW COMPLETE BE READY FOR THE ATTACK. Have a nice day now and fan me unless you want to meet a very hungry centaur. Goodbye my peasants.