TheChickWithTheElves

OMGGGGGG you made your account on my birthday last year!!!

Noooo it's just a random thing that I always say.

What absurd thing are you speaking of,  bird? I'm a LADY. NEVER A SIR.

EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME SIR I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE VICINITY!

I don't want to be mean but WantedInNarnia is your friend right? I'm awfully sorry but her stories are tosh and she should stop writing and just read.  She's 'off her trolley'  and a complete nutter. Absolutely Bonkers!!! I'm sure she must be an interesting bird but she's absolutely mad and she should stop writing while she has the chance. Nobody would miss her writing anyways. She utterly awful! Please don't be cross with me, kitty!

Ps. I did not get my name from wantedinnarnia......... IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE

OMIGAWD YOU ARE THE MOST INTERESTING PERSON EVER (ASIDE FROM WANTEDINNARNIA) DO YOU MIND BEING MY ROLEMODEL?!?!?!?!?! PLEASE?!?!?!?!

WHY DO YOU HATE ONE DIRECTION ESPECIALLY HARRY STYLES? I MEAN IM NOT CRAZY ABOUT THEM EITHER BUT WHY??? ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER? NOT THAT IM CRAZY ABOUT HIM EITHER. ARE YOU SAYING THAT ALL THE FAMOUS GUYS LIKE ONE DIRECTION, THE WANTED, JUSTIN BIEBER, ETC ARE AWFUL TO YOU????????

LUV DAT PIC GURL YOU GOTTA SEND ME DAT

LUV DAT PIC GURL YOU GOTTA SEND ME DAT