WELL, GUESS I'M STUCK HERE. 

MY NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS... PLEASE DON'T CALL ME KAR. FOR SOME DUMB ASS REASON THE BLOCKHEADS THAT I CALL MY FRIENDS ELECTED ME TO BE THE SIX MONTH ESCORT. THAT MEANS I WILL BE SENDING YOU DWEEBS MESSAGES AND WHATNOT. NOT TO MENTION OCCASIONALLY WRITING AT THE TOP OF THESE CHAPTERS AND UPDATING THE NEWS. NEXT SIX MONTHS YOU ALL CAN VOTE WHO YOU WANT TO WIN THE ELECTION, AND THEY WILL BE UPDATING STUFF. HAVE FUN DESTROYING YOUR LOBE STEMS BY READING CRI-
Time: Karkat, please do not cuss at or insult the reader.
KARKAT: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ELECTING ME THEN YOU DUMB FUCK. DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVER GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE, YOU'RE TOO BUSY PROCRASTINATING AND WRITING FANFICTIONS. YOU NEED TO BE THROWN INTO THE LOONY BIN- YOUR MEAT TUNNEL BEING DEPRIVED OF ITS SHOUT SPHINCTER!
Time: Keep yelling like that and you won't have a Shout Sphincter...You nub.
KARKAT: OH MY GOOD, THERE GOES THE-
Time: You're my friend and you know it. Thank The Huss for creating you.
Go on Karkat... tell them goodbye. I hate you.
KARKAT: YEAH WHATEVER, I KNOW HOW TO DO MY JOB. BYE GUYS, ENJOY THE STORIES.