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HELLO FELLOW TROLLS AND YOU HORNLESS FREAKS WE CALL HUMANS. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, AND I- UNWILLINGLY- AM GOING TO BE TAKING YOU THROUGH THE CLOCK'S UNION'S FANFICTIONS. YES, THERE WILL BE MANY. AND YES, REQUESTS WILL BE TOLERATED. SO FOLLOW ME AND LETS GET ALL THIS OVER WITH- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COUNT TO TEN. YOU DID THAT? ALL RIGHT. YOU GULLIBLE FUCK! NOTHING HAPPENED DID IT?REGARDLESS, LET'S HURRY UP. THERE ARE MANY STORIES WE MUST LOOK IN TO. FOR EXAMPLE, IT SEEMS CRONA GORGON IS UP TO NOTHING BUT TROUBLE...AGAIN.
AND OH WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? THE OURAN HIGH SCHOOL FUCKERS HAVE EVEN MORE TO WHINE ABOUT.
JUST FOLLOW ME AND I WILL ESCORT YOU TO THEIR UNIVERSE THING WHERR YOU WILL FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING.
WHAT'S THAT? SECOND PERSON POINT OF VIEW? FUCK NO! JUST...JUST GO READ THEM.