Dude, here's something straight from the "Fact is Stranger than Fiction" department:
Murder by Dessert Spoon
[Note: I am not posting the link to the entire article, because some of it is not appropriate for your age. But I'm posting the part about the spoon murder. Yep it actually happened.]
"In case you needed any more convincing that you can be offed by just about anything, let us introduce you to Timothy Magee—a guy who was taken out by a mere dessert spoon.
On the day of this particular incident, a man named Richard Clare escaped out a window in a drug rehabilitation center in Hertfordshire, England to collect money the disabled Magee supposedly owed him. When he couldn’t get any cash off the man, Clare took Magee’s cell phone as part of a heroin deal. It was when Magee went to get his phone back that Clare hit him on the back of the head with the deadly spoon, which ruptured an artery and caused fatal bleeding between Magee’s brain and skull (talk about bad luck).
The courts deemed Clare innocent of murder (believing his assertions of self-defense) yet gave him a whopping seven days in jail for stealing the phone. Seven years later, in 2010, Clare was convicted of a different homicide and given no fewer than 27 years in prison. In the second killing, Clare opted for an axe instead of a spoon and went so far as to bury his victim in a metal box in their garden."