This account is mostly my KotLC fanfic.

I love cats, but dislike pets.
I like old things, but I'm young (for now).
I like simple things, but my thoughts are complicated.
Those are just a few of my contradictions.

Quotes I live by:
"I am inevitable."
"I am Batman."
"I am your father. NO!"
"I am MELON LORD!"

I love ATLA, KotLC, LotR, Cobra Kai, and the Stormlight Archives, among other things.

Call me Essay if you must assign me a nickname. :)
  • JoinedDecember 25, 2020


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TheEssayElf TheEssayElf Dec 01, 2021 10:01PM
Hello, guys! Um, I just wanna let you all know that I'm going to go on a hiatus. For some reason Wattpad is really bringing my mood down, and it's also distracting me from my schoolwork and life and...
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