I sit in my room all day playing vidya games, talking to internet people, and romanticizing myself into a brilliant beyond comprehension intellectual paragon.

My favorite bands are The Magnetic Fields, Joy Division, and The Pogues.

My favorite movies and T.V. shows are Withnail and I, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Black Hawk Down,  Disney's Tarzan, Ride with the Devil, Generation Kill, The Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones.

My favorite video games are Mount and Blade, Left 4 Dead, Crusader Kings 2, Counter-Strike, Skyrim, King of Dragon Pass, Zombie Panic Source, the various Total War games, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games, Fallout: New Vegas, and Men of War.

I like Red Lobster and Weigel's roller food.