H.P: Hey guys👋
H.G: .... That was cringeworthy Potter
H.P: Thank you Hermione *bows* 
R.W: HEY *trips and falls* I mean uh hi I'm Ron
H.P: Good Job Ron
H.G: *rolls eyes* well umm.... Hi uhhh....I'm Hermione and they *points at Harry and Ron* are the idiots I call best friends
R.W: I'm not an idi...no wait never mind but yeah that's us the golden trio
H.P: Yep that's us we're all the bestes of friends
H.G: So for anyone saying "That's not how Harry, Hermione and Ron act" First of all screw you Second of all we are not the real Golden Trio, that's just how we call ourselves and Lastly....WELCOME YOU WEIRD READERS WHO ARE PROBABLY PROCRASTINATING YOUR HOMEWORK 
H.P: *cough cough* totally not doing that right now...
R.W: *pauses show* sorry you guys were saying something?
H.G: Blimey Ron you are unbelievable, we are trying to introduce the readers to our Wattpad and you are sitting there watching a show, might as well sod off Weasley
H.P: Yea you heard her leave..no one loves you..
R.W: Fine oké *unpauses show*
H.P: *turns off tv* No, bad Ron
H.G: Ronald Billius Weasley stop being an arse
R.W: Fine hello Wattpad people how you doin' *winks*
H.P: Well....anyways that's all for us! WELCOME TO OUR WATTPAD!! See you guys later!!!
R.W: I'll talk to you guys in the story 
H.G: *pulls out book and starts reading* Yeah yeah Welcome and you know stuff blah blah blah yada yada yada, now can I go I want to read this..
H.P: Bye guys!