Greetings, and congratulations! You have successfully avoided my virtual death traps to get to this page. Since you're  here, and you clearly have nowhere else to be, join me on the hunt for George! 

Who is this George, you say? He is the great octopus. Honestly, what else could he possibly be? Anyway, he escaped the most insecure underwater prison ever made (AKA the aquarium), and is now trying to get to Saskatoon. We are not yet sure why. We must locate him before our enemies, the marine biologists, find him first!

Now go, my fellows, go and find George. May thy kettles never cease their whistle, nor thy tea leaves lose their scent! (The George Hunter's farewell)