Hi! I'm TheMysteriousTacoCat, a cat who just so happens to be a taco and a few other things as well.
I write on various topics that interest me, and would really appreciate it if you could check my stories out and give feedback!

SOME STUFF THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABOUT ME:

~ I am also a half-blooded cat of Hermes, a Hogwarts wizarding cat, a Tribute (somehow), a Chimæra from Lorien and a Dauntless cat. While being a taco at the same time.

~ The Mexican sombrero cat in the profile pic actually has nothing to do with me, but it was the cutest thing Google Images had to offer, so I took it.

~ I spend my time procrastinating, reading, writing, swimming, going on Wattpad and doing the things I have to do to succeed as a taco cat. I also enjoy dancing on rainbows with my friend the Pink Fluffy Unicorn.

Yes, taco cats can swim. We get a bit soggy, though.

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HERE'S SOME (REALLY SIMPLE) ASCII ART OF A CAT HEAD TO MAKE YOUR DAY:
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>^<

Don't forget to read my stories, and vote or comment or even faaaaaaan if you like 'em!

Have a nice day!






  • Probably over some rainbow
  • JoinedDecember 1, 2014



Stories by TheMysteriousTacoCat
The Big Rant Book by TheMysteriousTacoCat
The Big Rant Book
Our world is flawed. This is The Big Rant Book, where I, TheMysteriousTacoCat, rant about day-to-day issues t...
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Long Lists of Randomness! by TheMysteriousTacoCat
Long Lists of Randomness!
So this is a project I'm doing for fun...where I post long lists of randomness! :D Hope this'll end your hun...
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