TheNuthatch

I miss you so much.

And to the police, who have her laptop at the moment and may or may not be reading this, Zoe was far too wonderful a human being to even think of suicide. 

....So much for hijacking the next plane to Nigeria, huh?
          Look, now you have me in my room, bawling my eyes out because you're dead. And you know I look ugly when I cry.... Please, please come back.... It feels like someone pulled my ribs apart and stuffed my chest full of hay.... Why did you have to go so soon....?

@SilverSwallow
          
          hopefully
          
          Fair enough, I actually miss Mrs. Badami for the same reason, my biology teacher is a bastard, he is canadian, his voice is louder than Mrs Badami's when she's in a bad mood, and though through his strangeness he is able to scare the class into being quiet, he can't teach a class to save his life. 
          
          That makes sense, as much as I hated it, I miss playing silent ball now.
          
          (yes, really.)
          
          evidently. 
          likewise, I think I may just hijack the next plane to Nigeria..

Explode, you say? Hopefully you'll jump out WHILE it's exploding, because that would be badass. 
          
          Happy? Noooooo. Even though Mrs B made my life a living hell, she's the only reason why I liked Science and got straight A's in it. Because she, unlike the rest of AISA's teachers, knew how to teach. But now that she's retired, they brought in some stupid college graduate from Colorado named Mr Stearman. I hate him; he's arrogant and can't hold down a class and he's lazy (think like.... Stoner-lazy) and he's dating that stick insect Ms Stephanie. All in all, he has big shoes to fill and is failing at it already.
          
          Also, I think we were playing silent ball, hence me getting hit by a volleyball. 
          
          (Also, o rly?)
          
          ;-;......................
          
          Apparently Fleet Foxes connects our souls. 
          MOTHER OF FUCK I MISS YOUR NON-ANNOYING PRESENCE.

@SilverSwallow
          
          I don't know about hotwiring cars, but I'll probably get to fly a helicopter at some point... and it may explode
          
          I see, you sound very happy about that. two questions though; how did you manage to nearly get hit by a volleyball, and what do you mean by "that prick from colorado"?
          
          (Lies. Britain is superior. It is MATHS)
          
          you can't go two minutes here without seeing that... in fact, including me, there are two people in the whole school who don't hug every person they come across.
          
          That's very nice, I may watch that movie.
          
          there are some strange reviews for fanfictions like that...
          and yes, that part was very cool
          
          that's nice... I find I sing white winter hymnal quite often when I'm bored and  imagining you in the common room... because I hate everyone else there
          

You shot a rifle? What's next? Hotwiring cars and leaping out of exploding helicopters? .__. And, oh shoot, I forgot to tell you--
          
          MRS. BADAMI IS LEAVING AISA BECAUSE AISA SUCKS AND HER DAUGHTER'S HAVING A BABY SO NOW SHE'S BASICALLY A GRANDMA AND THANK GOD WE'RE GOING TO NINTH GRADE TO STUDY BIOLOGY INSTEAD OF SLAVING AWAY UNDER THAT PRICK FROM COLORADO. We ate cake in her honour and the whole class got up to hug her as we left her class. It was all very touching and I almost got hit with a volleyball for some reason.
          
          There, I told you.
          
          (Also, it's MATH, my dear. Not Maths. Say it with me. M-A-T-H! M-A-T-H! One day I will teach you to be American. And we shall dance the dance of my people. /Avatar music/)
          
          I don't know about you, but apparently bisexuality is a running trend here. You can't go a day without seeing girls hugging each other from behind too much and pretending to smooch. It's, well, disgusting.
          
          Speaking of which, I watched this movie called Frozen Flower, and it's about a king and his bodyguard living in ancient Korea and they were gay and they all died in the end anyway and it was all very touching as well. That's pretty much the only gay pairing I will violently ship. :L
          
          Where was I now? Oh yes, gay people. Except---
          
          Oh yes, the new girl is named Sarah. She's overweight and is constantly getting lost and never talks and smells like slowly aging cheese. As you can see, she's a doll.
          
          You read Thirty Hs? Was it good? Read the reviews, they're even more entertaining. As one person put it, "Reading this fanfic made me shed tears of fuckulent joy. Please let me bear your children."
          
          The best part is when Harry jumps onto a meteor and flies through space jamming out on an electric guitar hewn from the horns of Satan and pulsing with the menustral blood of angels.
          
          Also, I ate a peanut butter sandwich today (that was quite bland, actually) and sang White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes for no reason today. I think it was because of you. :L 
          
          
          
          

I read that fanfiction you recommended during class today (our teacher basically just let us do whatever we wanted, but a lot of websites were restricted by the administrators)... it was.... interesting
          

@SilverSwallow
          
          Yep. Flying is cool. I also shot a rifle -- which is also very cool, I need 10 more points to get an award, which is pretty good for my first time shooting a gun.
          And physics is annoying -- we did conduction convection and radiation for the first month of it... but maths always comes into it, so it's relatively easy (yes, maths, with an s. I'm turning English.)
          
          I have a feeling that half the girls in my class are lesbian, most of the others have about a zillion boyfriends at a time, and seem to have nothing better to do than gossip about useless things.
          Which new girl anyway?
          
          Vampire astronauts from hell? it certainly sounds interesting... and rather mind-screwingly so. I'll read it when I've got time.
          
          And, if you're interested, I can hold my breath for a minute and thirty five seconds.

P.S.
          
          There's a Harry Potter fanfic I'd like you to read if you have the time. Search up the story ThirtyHs (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) by a user called Secondpillow. I won't tell you what it is, but let's just say that... the fanfic begins with Harry and Dobby fighting vampire astronauts from hell. Be prepare to have your mind screwed with. It is that epic.