Wattpad's Condom

This is a real thing  
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Proves that wattpad is fucked up just like my mind

I need holy water do by chance have some?

Im being fucked by landmasses ;')

i’m getting fucked by mattheo riddle with no condom help me

Sadly all of the good MCR. / COD. fanfics have smut W/O condoms so...

I wonder if it’s possible to fill a condom up with so much helium, to the point where I float away.

ANIME MEN ARE FORGETTING CONDOMS EXIST AGAIN 
          I DON'T WANT KIDS

Can I have a condom balloon?

My stories don't use one XD

Sir please i need u rn bc this ai is gon get freaky