Wattpad's Condom

I wonder if it’s possible to fill a condom up with so much helium, to the point where I float away.

ANIME MEN ARE FORGETTING CONDOMS EXIST AGAIN 
          I DON'T WANT KIDS

Can I have a condom balloon?

My stories don't use one XD

Sir please i need u rn bc this ai is gon get freaky

These comments have me dead 

SIR I READ A FANFIC AND THEY SAID THEY WERE GONNA PULL OUT AND THWIR PULL GAME WAS  WEAK AND IDK WHAT TO DO THEY SHOULDVE USED A CONDOM

Do you carry size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxL?

Where were you when I was writing smut

i was born on streets. where were you when my mother needed you