TheOfficialPeriod

BRO WHY R U ALMOST 2 WEEKS LATE IM FREAKING TF OUT

I need compensation for:
          1.) All the clothes you have ruined
          2.) The intense wave of fear that comes when I think it's leaked
          3.) The emmbarrassment when I've realized it's leaked
          4.) The mental labor needed to formulate a plan
          5.) The really intense humiliation and anxiety of actually walking to the bathroom, trying to avoid people, and walking smack-dab into a handsome-ass guy
          6.) Occasional cramps
          
          But also thanks for the excuses, what it does to my figure, and reminding me, that, once again, I'm not pregnant and nothing is wrong with my reproductive system. Oh, and also providing something for me to bond with fellow afflicted ones with.

Hello Vro

i hate u sm

WHY DO YOU COME EVERY TIME I'M AT A WEDDING?? 

PLS EVERYTHING HURTS SO MUCH WHEN ARE YOU COMING 
          STOP MAKING ME HURT

Why? just why?

I HATE YOU /j

Y O U .

Slayyyy