"What's your favorite scary movie?"

~

"Constance?"

"Yes?"

"Once, I've told you I've kissed a thousand women. It was a lie."

"I know."

"I've only kissed two or three hundred! Now, how many men have you kissed?"

"Very few,"

"But you offered me a kiss. Why?" 
"Such a foolish reason I'm afraid. I just.. wanted to kiss you."

"Your big, fat hero,"

"Yep, that's me. If you ever need to curse a sibling or a family or a society.. my card!"