Batman

Hi you follow me and I see you like 5sos so I wanted to make sure you were ok?

i just changed my cover picture that has been the same for 2 years and i seriously don't know how to feel about that

i was having a heart to heart conversation with one of my friends and i said "i can now clearly see your true colors" 
          he said "wait , but aren't you like , colorblind?" 
          long story short , his funeral is next week

hi! 
          if you’re getting this message, i care about your physical and mental wellbeing. i am hoping, through this message, to remind you to:
          
          • drink some water
          • eat something 
          • be nice to yourself 
          • remember to move a little today. no intense exercise necessary. just make sure to switch your scenery sometimes :)  
          • remember that you are loved ❤️
          • wash your dang hands 
          
          stay safe and choose to have a good day :) 
          
          love,
          @dangmendes 

yk what's sad , huh , dyk what's sad? sad is being called smart because you have a variety of information on different subjects but in reality it's all surface level intelligence and you're not actually good at anything,  that's what's sad.

Ranch sauce.

Billie eilish: i make the weirdest songs.
          tameem: hold my pizza.

that was a joke yk , you're fine

i don't think i could hate you more tbh

my friend was telling me a bit about his culture so  he said that they believe that everyone has a shadow , who looks just like them and acts just like them and does everything the way they do , identical,  the only difference is that , whenever you're happy , your shadow is sad , whenever you're crying , your shadow is laughing , your friend's shadow is your shadow's enemy , so just saying , my shadow is pretty happy in her life ngl.
          you're welcome dear shadow.