I am a pirate.

I am an elf.

I am a pirate elf.

THE Pirate Elf ;) 

Don't question the logic ;) We love fantasy!

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Greetings, earthling! 

I am honored that you have by some odd chance stumbled upon this thing called "ThePirateElf's Page." 
I hope you find little lacking and are pleased with what you do find.


~(To the tune of "Mr. Grinch")~
I'm a strange one, a Pirate Elf.
And I really can't be helped!
I'm as round as your front door,
Often seen in a bookstore,
Pirate Elf!
I really really love to write and sing
and ride my horse until I'm green!
I'm a wild one, Pirate Elf.
I made a language by myself,
And though it's very influenced,
I'll claim it for my own,
Pirate Elf!
I hope that doesn't count as
copyright and I'm not put into jail!
~(Words compiled by me, myself, and I)~

So that's a little about me, and here's what I've done! --

-My Works-
> Kismet -- I have finished this book, but it is currently undergoing a re-scripting. I should have chapters going up within the next month.
> Snippets -- Snippets started as random scenes playing in my head, and has become a work of it's own through these random pieces that I'm not going to begin tying together! 
> Shadows of the Present -- This is a story I recently started, and thought it could use some critique from you guys! So please read and critique, I'm not a huge writer with the high-school ideas, but every once in a while it really helps get my feelings out! This will most likely be a short story, I have the plot scripted out, so it's just the writing! 

Thanks for sailing by!

If you're experiencing writers block, I have a fix for you :) Message me! I love to hear from you guys!

~ThePirateElf ... Who is NOT On the Shelf... Uh oh...